Ha! Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water… Du-duh… du- duh.. du-duh-da-da-da-da…

I recently decided to put the U.S. Government and current administration to the test today by participating in the CARS or “Cash For Clunkers” program. This program released by the current administration that will remain unnamed was purportedly designed to “take lower fuel efficiency cars off the roads and replace them with newer, more fuel-efficient models by providing buyers of new cars with a cash discount incentive.” Fine, I’ll bite. Sounds logical, right?

Today was the final day the offer was valid and, needless to say, I did NOT drive home in a new car today but in my existing, gas-swallowing, emission-spewing, paid-for clunker. What I learned about the sincerity and legitimacy and actual viability of this government program didn’t surprise me in the least. Read more…

This…

Ah f*ck it — <shaking head> here:

In a litigious society such as ours, who can resist the urge to blurt out something twice as evil as what you may normally use to defame somebody—especially in the written word? “F*ck you” can quickly become “f*ck you _____,” until it all just spirals out of control usually ending in tears and runny makeup.

Written words offer some thin layer of protection and a sense of security that you have time to edit your thoughts precisely and that you have time to formulate a retort rather than acting on instinct alone (that would get most of you idiots killed anyhow). Read more…